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 Question: | Name something that spits |
 Answer: | Hot Dog |
Comments: Bizarre..... | |
Question: | Name something square |
Answer: | Shamrock |
Comments: To be fair to this player, they had so much lag they were still answering the question before.... | |
Question: | Name something that might make you lose your temper? |
Answer: | Orange Juice |
Comments: Imagine breakfast time in his household.... | |
Question: | Name a piece of furniture you might put a light over |
Answer: | My husband |
Comments: One up to the women | |
Question: | Something you'd find in the jungle |
Answer: | Janet Street Porter |
Comments: Clever | |
Question: | Name something that comes in fours |
Answer: | Westlife |
Comments: Strange answer...Yet true | |
Question: | Something that gets washed up on the beach? |
Answer: | A Cucumber |
Comments: Hmmm....thats something I haven't seen before | |
Question: | Apart from a bird, something found in a bird cage? |
Answer: | Rabbit |
Comments: love to see it use the swing!! | |
Question: | Name an animal with no legs |
Answer: | Spider |
Comments: At least it won't be climbing up your wall... | |
Question: | An animal you might see in the arctic |
Answer: | Pingu |
Comments: Awwwww.... | |
Question: | Animals that graze ? |
Answer: | Women |
Comments: The men get even... | |
Question: | Poisonous creatures? |
Answer: | Women |
Comments: ...and go ahead. | |
Question: | Something people ask to borrow? |
Answer: | The wife |
Comments: The above were all from the same man - he was presumably having a "I hate women" night | |
Question: | Name a famous rat..... ? |
Answer: | Gordon the Gopher |
Comments: "You dirty rat, Gordon" | |
Question: | Name something that comes in three's |
Answer: | Peas |
Comments: hhhmmmm? | |
Question: | Something you close your eyes to do? |
Answer: | Look |
Comments: Now thats clever! | |
Question: | Name a gift from the 12 days of Christmas... |
Answer: | Tortoise |
Comments: They must have been given on the 13th day maybe? | |
Question: | A famous Robin? |
Answer: | Rabbit |
Comments: lol, someone also said...Batman's mate. | |
Question: | A type of tape |
Answer: | Porn |
Comments: oh dear....I meant sellotape, parcel etc etc lol | |
Question: | Something you normally break in the home... |
Answer: | Bones |
Comments: I thought I was accident prone | |
Question: | Birds of prey |
Answer: | Robin, Seagull and Pigeon |
Comments: Someone also said a Kiwi? lol | |
Question: | Something with Pedals |
Answer: | Flower |
Comments: pedals not petals lol | |
Question: | Something you beat |
Answer: | Kids |
Comments: Someone call social services lol | |
Question: | Something you recognise by it's smell... |
Answer: | Dirty knickers |
Comments: ewwwwwwww | |
Question: | A type of old clothing? |
Answer: | Walking stick |
Comments: lol | |
Question: | Name a source of water? |
Answer: | A bath |
Comments: New idea for Coca Cola's bottled water strategy | |
Question: | Something you would want if you were falling to the ground |
Answer: | A cigarette |
Comments: Even if you could light it, would you have time to finish it?! | |
Question: | Something people cry into? |
Answer: | A Bowl |
Comments: Bambi's Mother died, where's my bowl lol | |
Question: | Something that has whiskers... |
Answer: | Old Man |
Comments: Awwwwww | |
Question: | Something people suck on... |
Answer: | Train |
Comments: I hold my hand up to that one...it was me Ickle...and I'm not ashamed! (much) lol | |
Question: | Something people like about the countryside |
Answer: | Cow poo |
Comments: You know who you are......tut | |
Question: | Something found in the home at Christmas... |
Answer: | Burglars |
Comments: Hope you caught em! | |
Question: | An insect you might find in your soup.... |
Answer: | A Rat |
Comments: Thats a very large insect indeed! | |
Question: | Name an art material? |
Answer: | Karate |
Comments: Art material, not martial art! | |
Question: | name a vehicle you can tell what it is carrying just by looking at it? |
Answer: | horse |
Comments: well yes.. but not quite what we meant | |
Question: | Name something people stick pins in? |
Answer: | Boob |
Comments: Kinky!!! | |
Question: | Name something money is kept in? |
Answer: | Sea lion |
Comments: loadsa money | |
Question: | Name something that separates peoples gardens? |
Answer: | Radishes |
Comments: low maintenance i guess! | |
Question: | where would you find a mouse? clue: its next to you? |
Answer: | neighbours |
Comments: rofl | |
Question: | Name an Indian food |
Answer: | Pizza |
Comments: ???? | |
Question: | Fun things to do with snow |
Answer: | Wee in it |
Comments: tut...and wee let you join the league! lol | |
Question: | Name a game that older people might play |
Answer: | Eye spy |
Comments: surely they can't see very much at that age? | |
Question: | Name something you might see in a living room |
Answer: | Cheese |
Comments: Is that....between the husbands toes? or on a plate? or....???? | |
Question: | Name something hanging up in a delicatessen |
Answer: | A cow |
Comments: Milk on tap? watch out for the cow pats!....pull the udder one! | |
Question: | Name something a daughter-in-law criticises her mother-in-law for? |
Answer: | being alive................murdering her dog. |
Comments: happy families.... lol | |
Question: | Name an unpopular household chore |
Answer: | All of them |
Comments: hear hear....so true | |
Question: | Something you would take to a desert island |
Answer: | Milkman |
Comments: ummmmmm why? | |
Question: | Something you take to a desert island |
Answer: | Knitting |
Comments: Just what you need...a woolley jumper to stop you from getting burnt lol | |
Question: | name something you would associate with a 1930's ganster? |
Answer: | Black Lion |
Comments: lol....it was Black limo...but a lion would have been impressive too | |
Question: | Something shown in a fortunes room? |
Answer: | Knickers |
Comments: I think I'm missing out hosting ya know...I never see them! | |
Question: | Something that gives you bad breath |
Answer: | Slugs |
Comments: I'll take your word for it | |
Question: | name a dangerous activity in a nudist camp? |
Answer: | welder |
Comments: ouch!!!! | |
Question: | Something you build in your garden? |
Answer: | A Scarecrow |
Comments: Is your garden a field? | |
Question: | A way to travel around, inside a building.... |
Answer: | Bus |
Comments: the next stop is number 2....get off if you need the loo | |
Question: | Another way to travel around, inside a building... |
Answer: | Gallop, Skip and Crawl (given by the same person) |
Comments: lmao....I could't type them for laughing.... | |
Question: | Something you boil |
Answer: | Eyes |
Comments: eye don't get it? | |
Question: | Something that changes the colour of your hair |
Answer: | Rain |
Comments: ooooooh so thats why we use umbrellas | |
Question: | Public places you might have sex |
Answer: | Behind Asda |
Comments: very specific....is that a confession? | |
Question: | A bone often broken in the body... |
Answer: | Brain |
Comments: ummmm.....ok lol | |
Question: | Name something associated with a mouse |
Answer: | Flares |
Comments: Now that's an unfashionable mouse! | |
Question: | Name something you would see on a camel? |
Answer: | Tortoise |
Comments: pml would love to see it get on!!!!! | |
Question: | A type of brush |
Answer: | nose |
Comments: wow....someone has really long nose hair! | |
Question: | Name a household item you might put on your head for a laugh? |
Answer: | Cooker and Turkey |
Comments: lol | |
Question: | name something people keep spares off? ie light bulbs |
Answer: | buses |
Comments: blimey how big is your garage!!!!!! pml | |
Question: | Name an animal you could catch if you chased it.. |
Answer: | An Elephant |
Comments: lol...I'd like to see your chances! | |
Question: | Something you see out of an aeroplane window? |
Answer: | Ants |
Comments: Wow! Someone had good eyesight! | |
Question: | Something you need for a parachute jump |
Answer: | Packed Lunch |
Comments: As if feeling sick isn't enough.... | |
Question: | something you come up against on a drive in the countryside |
Answer: | A monkey |
Comments: ummmm....really? | |
Question: | Something that makes you itch |
Answer: | Lack of sex |
Comments: it just made me laugh lol | |
Question: | Name something that tickles |
Answer: | My daughter |
Comments: Awwwwwwwwwwww | |
Question: | Something that makes you nervous |
Answer: | Icklepudd |
Comments: Am I that scary? | |
Question: | something that makes you nervous |
Answer: | False Teeth |
Comments: i would say...'don't be silly, they don't bite ya!'...but perhaps they will! | |
Question: | Something you wouldn't want to wake up to |
Answer: | My mother in law |
Comments: lmao! | |
Question: | something you wouldn't want to wake up to... |
Answer: | Jackie Stallone |
Comments: is that better or worse than your mother in law? | |
Question: | Name an extra you might get with a new car |
Answer: | Wheels |
Comments: they might come in useful? | |
Question: | Something that comes in a bunch |
Answer: | Piles |
Comments: Don't they come in a pile? | |
Question: | Name something you would associate with Robin Hood |
Answer: | Hook and Ship |
Comments: lol..Robin Hood not Peter Pan! | |
Question: | Name a reason not to jog |
Answer: | you look very silly in lycra |
Comments: I agree lol | |
Question: | things you see dead on the side of the road |
Answer: | people and tourists |
Comments: lol....how can you tell the difference...and where do you live, I don't wanna to take my chances walking to the shops! | |
Question: | Birds that can talk |
Answer: | Seagull |
Comments: lol | |
Question: | name a famous dick? |
Answer: | daffy |
Comments: daffy dick!!!! pml sorry that one tickled me!! | |
Question: | Name something a man might do to make himself more attractive? |
Answer: | stop breathing |
Comments: Ouch! | |
Question: | Name a game you could play in the bath? |
Answer: | sink the duck, hide and seek, bubble pop, farts |
Comments: you strange people lol | |
Question: | name something black and white? |
Answer: | Michael Jackson |
Comments: pml | |
Question: | name something seen in wedding photos? |
Answer: | Ugly relatives |
Comments: are you a close family then? lol | |
Question: | SOMETHING THAT MIGHT GIVE AWAY THAT YOU ARE TIRED |
Answer: | nipples poke out |
Comments: Jpeterj104.....perhaps you should get yourself a bra hun? pml | |
Question: | WAYS OF SERVING FOOD |
Answer: | flinging it at people |
Comments: dinner time must be fun in that household lol | |
Question: | Something people find annoying about other people |
Answer: | Answering the question right and not getting any points |
Comments: Ouch! | |
Question: | Name something you might do to get an unwanted guest not to stay? |
Answer: | turn off the lights, fart, hit them, tell them you have mice, get your gun out, set the dog on them |
Comments: lol....remind me not to visit any of you | |
Question: | Name something you do when visitors are expected? |
Answer: | lock kids in cellar |
Comments: what if it's social services? lol | |
Question: | Name an animal with hooves? |
Answer: | Panda |
Comments: Ever seen one trot up it's tree? pml | |
Question: | Another word for posh.... Clue: C************ |
Answer: | Constipated |
Comments: thats not being posh....thats being full of s*** instead lol | |
Question: | Name something a good firefighter should always have? |
Answer: | Me in his arms lol |
Comments: good answer! | |
Question: | Name something a good firefighter should always have? |
Answer: | Matches |
Comments: ???? | |
Question: | Something you shouldn't do on a beach? |
Answer: | Shout "shark" |
Comments: pml....would be funny though | |
Question: | Name something you would associate with a pirate? |
Answer: | Great sex |
Comments: oooooooooohhhh aarrrrrrrrrr!!! | |
Question: | Name something a tanker might carry? |
Answer: | refugees |
Comments: lol | |
Question: | Things to look for in a fine wine |
Answer: | Bits of cork |
Comments: I'll remember that thanks | |
Question: | Something you might do in hospital? |
Answer: | check out the nurses, chat up the nurses, look at nurses |
Comments: so thats why you guys are always dying when you are sick with a cold....you want to go to hospital! tut | |
Question: | name a creature you might hear making a noise at night? |
Answer: | my neighbours wife |
Comments: Ooooooer....snoring, or something else? | |
Question: | name something that might cause your eyes to water? |
Answer: | bambi |
Comments: awwww...the answer was given by a man too lol | |
Question: | Something you throw in the air? |
Answer: | Dog |
Comments: When the answer was questioned, the reply was 'my dog likes it!'.......i hope you catch him! lol | |
Question: | Something you would take to a desert island? |
Answer: | Fridge |
Comments: Good luck finding the plug sockets lol | |